I've never seen anything like this in my 30 years of surfing. The over analyzing of the SUP board. Grown men that have been surfing for 30+ years wanking because their SUP board doesn't have a handle or doesn't have a red race strip down the center. Are we not men?! What's the board made of? How much does it weigh? What size boxers does the shaper wear? Where was the board made? What did the shaper eat for dinner the night before he shaped the board? For the love of Pete please give us all a break and just surf!!! OUT.