
Some of my friends tell me that when in the water SUP surfing I look like a dirtbag. I'll take that as a compliment thank you very much. It's not easy looking like a true dirtbag these days. You have your garden variety weekend warrior dirtbags and then you have your seasoned year round dirtbags. I decided to try an experiment. Here in Santa Barbara you can go just about year round without wearing a wetsuit. After having all the trouble in the lineup with the prone surfers I was trying to figure out why some of these guys think it's OK to come up to any guy on a a SUP board and talk smack. Do they just automatically think we are all a bunch of old fart's that will turn around and paddle back to the car? I was going to find out. So on some good weekend wave days I would paddle out with my wetsuit top on and sure enough the hecklers would start heckling. ( I do have to admit that when I see a fellow SUP'er paddling out with shorts, ankle high booties, and a big floppy hat on it does make me cringe! ) Anyhow, I did the same thing with out anything on but my surf trunks and the heckling stopped. Were they scared of the tattoos? Did they think I just got out of the pokey? Well it worked so good that I think next time I will take a Sharpie out and dot some tear drops below my right eye!! It might not always work but it does seem to help:) OUT.